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Sunday
Jul202014

Weed Gardens

Where do you plant yourself in the garden of humanity? Why are there weeds in our life? Christy examines the problem of evil in Southwest seating, weed wackers, in ourselves and those we love.

Click on the title below for the recorded version, or see the end for the iTunes link.

Some quotes people remember:

  • Were there weeds in the Garden of Eden?
  • Have you ever mistaken Nurture for Neglect?
  • On Southwest Airlines you don’t get a seat assignment… you get a starting position.
  • God loves you and doesn’t want to kill you!

 

Weed Garden
a sermon by Rev. J. Christy Ramsey

A message based on Matthew 13:24-30 with a bit of the creation story from Genesis 3

Most gardens have weeds. Were there weeds in the Garden of Eden? Some would say, no, because God said the plants were “good”:

The earth brought forth vegetation: plants yielding seed of every kind, and trees of every kind bearing fruit with the seed in it. And God saw that it was good. Genesis 1:12

And we know weeds are not good. But I think there were weeds in the Garden of Eden.

Before we talk too much about weeds here or there, how can we tell something is a weed? I grew up in Akron, Ohio, a city boy. If there was something green, we just paved it over, no questions asked.

God thought it would be funny to have me pastor a small church in a farming Indiana. Some farmers in the first church I served tried to wash the city off of me. Like sin it clings tightly. One of the farmers was pretty quick to educate me when I mistakenly called some poor lost plant a weed. He bristled up like farmers do when you insult their children. Weed is a slur to someone who loves plants like a farmer does. I was told that a weed was just a plant where you didn’t want it.

Jesus tells a parable. Now a parable doesn’t make sense all by itself. If it did it would be a story, not a parable. Now the crazy beings with a bunch of slaves, maybe eager to point out the master mistakes or maybe making sure they weren’t blamed for the weeds.

There are weeds in the fields YOU planted. Don’t you love folks that point out that your efforts less than perfect? Especially, when they had nothing to do with the project. Then these folks gleefully volunteer to fix it for you. We can do it better, we can make it right! Let us be the master! Did you catch the crazy? These folks doesn’t understand the whole master / slave concept. The master did the work and the slaves find fault.

The master pretty bluntly tells the slaves they aren’t qualified to fix the field, they weren’t even trusted to plant it! For they would take the wheat out with weeds and so passes on their offer to redo what he has done. Tells them to just leave the weeds alone.

Do you believe that there are a couple churches that passed on having the benefit of my ministry? One was a rural church I visited in the Midwest. Lovely people. I was done before I started. I proved the wise saying It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.” (Maurice Switzer) This little country church had a parking lot. I know parking lots. I’m from the city. This church had weeds growing in their parking lot as high as my knees. Perfectly good parking spaces for cars full of weeds up to here! It looked awful. I said something stupid, about the obvious improvements needed that a city parking lot boy could bring to these folks. Turns out that as practical folk they had taken part of the parking lot and planted sweet corn. “Yep, those spaces weren’t doing anything so we planted some sweet corn.” They are farmers; they see bare ground, that’s opportunity. They were growing sweet corn in their parking lot. What I thought was neglect was actually nurture. What I thought was waste, was something good, part of God’s plan. Those plants were supposed to be there, so they weren’t weeds they were food.

Some folks have a green thumb…I have a pointed finger. If you want something pointed out to you, I’m the one. I’ve made money pointing out stuff. I even point out to God where he did not live up to his potential and even offer to fix it for him. It is good that God hasn’t let me loose, I would probably end up proudly show off parking spaces I cleared where God had some sweet corn growing.

I am SO much more eager to be a weeder than a gardener. I got a weed whacker once. It was in the eighties. I was so happy got a weed whacker. I opened the box and was immediately banned from using it. Like the master in our parable, my wife knows how I work. She has some roses and she emphatically told me that those roses did NOT need weed whacking. She knew I would whack those roses right off. I would be sorry, but she knew. She told me I could whack weeds over there, she didn’t care about those plants.

When you hear that next up on the news talk show is a Christian what do you think the focus is going to be? Going to be about nurturing the good, feeding the hungry, visiting the imprisoned, tending the sick, sheltering the homeless? Is going to about grace, forgiveness, love? Watering Wheat or Whacking Weeds? Most times, going to be weed whacking. That is what we do We love our weed whackers. Sometimes at General Assembly you can’t hear people talk over the racket of the whackers. I think we would raze 100 churches to the ground than to plant 1.

Ever see Bruce Almighty? Jim Carey becomes God, right there I’m having fun. He plays Bruce the man with the pointiest finger ever. Everything is wrong. Every day is Festivus, he airs his grievances long and loud. Traffic is wrong, his job is wrong, his girlfriend is wrong, the weather is wrong. He blames God for it all. God gets tired of it, so puts him in charge and goes on vacation. And he proceeds to make life easy for himself, a new car appears, traffic parts before him like the Red Sea, his career is blessed, his enemies are destroyed, he makes all his dreams come true. Then he decides to pay attention to those prayers he’s been getting. God forward them all to him. He is lazy so he just grants them all. YES to all prayers. Craziness ensures. One of them was that everyone who prayed to win the lottery, won! There were 3.6 million winners and the payoff was a buck sixty! There were riots in the streets!

Bruce Almighty is a modern day parable that shows we don’t do so well in directing out how the world should work, or more specifically we don’t so well in figuring out how God should work in the world.

Anyone fly Southwest? I love the luggage thing. No charge! I’m flying more now that my children are 2,500 miles apart. You know, they get along so much better now. We just had separate rooms going up, now I find out they need their own time zones.  I fly Southwest, which is unique because you pick your seat when you’re one the plane. So it isn’t just front/back, aisle/window. You don’t get a seat on the plane, you get a starting time. You’re never first. You get to pick not only if you sit next to an aisle or a window, but if you sit next to the large man or small child? Or if you are going to be creepy and sit by the young woman? Or scared to sit by the tattooed Mohawk man? On Southewest you get to plant yourself in a garden of humanity.

Once I was looking for sympathy from my wife by complaining about a crying child on the flight…she uprooted my plan by saying, “I never complain about a child on a flight, remember nobody would trade with us so we could sit with Robert?” Robert solve that one. He is the master of relationships. He turned to his mother and said in a quavering voice, “Mom….I’m going to be sick.” Oh yeah. Everyone wanted to trade. Yes, we were those parents once. Once, we didn’t belong on that plane. We were people that were where others didn’t want us to be, a nasty weed in the flying garden of humanity. Could have been plucked out but we are flew together, weeds and wheat, coughers and criers, beautiful and scarred to Akron.

People have interpret this parable in different ways, and God bless them. Some people look at this scripture and say, “Thank Goodness all those bad people are going to get burned; Burning people, Yay God!” That doesn’t really do it for me. Other people take comfort by realizing it is not their job to root out all the evil in the world. Kinda takes the pressure off. Some people need to hear that, and if that helps them do good and be better and sleep at night, God bless them. He does.  

I get a personal and profound meanings out of this parable. The profound message is an ontological one. (A seminary word meaning: a study of the nature of being, what is reality) For me this parable addresses a profound questions that Christians get and have: Why does God allow evil in the world? The answer is here: God allows evil in the world because he loves us. God does not accept collateral damage. God is unwilling to declare war on humanity. I don’t know about you, but if God started whacking out the weeds, I don’t know if I would be in the ground or in the bin.

Now, don’t be like I am sometimes when I’m cranky. When a proud atheist traps you with “If God is all good and all powerful…why doesn’t he allow evil in the world.” Do NOT say “Because God loves you and doesn’t want to KILL you.”

God will not destroy evil because it is entwined with good. You know that. You know evil. Real evil, not just we don’t understand everything yet sadness, but real, death dealing, gut wrenching, senseless evil. Yet you found some good. A reunion at a funeral, aid in disaster, sacrifice in war, sharing in need, rescue in disaster, sweet corn in a parking lot, a laughing baby in a packed airplane. Good runs like a vein of living gold in cruel hard dead rock.

There is the personal. It is a relief. For we know that God is going to let us grow hopefully producing grain, goodness, grace, love for God. We don’t have to worry about getting wacked out of the ground when we don’t bear fruit, when we get in the way, when we are in a place God doesn’t want us to be. There is none of God will get you if you don’t watch out or God punishes you for that or God willed this disaster on you or them. God lets both grow, me and the good people.

We can’t tell what is wheat and what is weed. God calls it. He is the gardener, it is his call what a weed is. If you aren’t where God wants you to be, doing what God wants you to do, you’re a weed in God’s garden. Remember the Garden of Eden where everything was good? At least that is how it was started, but there was Adam and Eve or went where they weren’t supposed to go and did what they weren’t supposed to do.  Adam and Eve, You and Me are the weeds in God’s garden.

Not only were there weeds in the Garden of Eden. We are the weeds. We all are the spiritual descendants of the original weeds in the Garden of Eden. So rather than pointing out the weeds to God and spinning up our weed whackers, we need to know that we are weeds, all of us, but God gives us every change to be wheat, to produce goodness. He is waiting, the patient Gardener for us weeds to become wheat.

 

I dreamt death came the other night
And Heaven’s gate swung wide.
An angel with a halo bright
Ushered me inside.

And there! To my astonishment
Stood folks I’d judged and labeled
As “quite unfit”, “of little worth”,
And “spiritually disabled”.

Indignant words rose to my lips
But never were set free,
For every face showed stunned surprise
— Not one expected me!

-Attributed to several authors

 

 

Recorded live at South Lake Tahoe Community Presbyterian Church on July 20.2014
with all the background hum, volume challenges and surprises that brings. Printed edition revised.


Sermons also avaliable free on iTunes

Christy Ramsey. Some rights reserved. This work is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.

Tuesday
Jun242014

Serenity Prayer

Thanks to Reinhold Niebuhr for creating and Wikipedia for preserving this version of a prayer. You can read its history there. 


God, give me grace to accept with serenity
the things that cannot be changed,
Courage to change the things
which should be changed,
and the Wisdom to distinguish
the one from the other.
Living one day at a time,
Enjoying one moment at a time,
Accepting hardship as a pathway to peace,
Taking, as Jesus did,
This sinful world as it is,
Not as I would have it,
Trusting that You will make all things right,
If I surrender to Your will,
So that I may be reasonably happy in this life,
And supremely happy with You forever in the next.
Amen.

 

 

Sunday
May252014

Daniel in Exile

 

Here is a recording of the message given at Carson City’s First Presbyterian church on May 25, 2014. We examine how to be God’s dream.

Download a recording of the message (right click and save for later listening.)

Based on Daniel chapter 2.

 

We are in the middle of the dream season, May with Moms and Proms, June with Dads and Grads, visions of beauty all grown up in a fairy land of music and soft lights. Graduation of eagar faces ready to make real dreams of making a difference, or making at least making a living. And parents remembering the dream come true of parenthood and family. Tomorrow is Memorial Day, where we pause to remember those who died so we can pursue our dreams, a time of memory and mourning and thoughts of what could have been are mingled with what was.

 

Who do you share your dreams with? Some told me they don’t dream at all. Others told me that they tell weird dreams or dreams with celebrities to their co-workers, but the scary ones, just one, or none.

So the day’s barely begun, but I’m sure I’m in trouble and I am sure I don’t know why. Finally, my wife lets me know why I’m getting glared at, “I’m just mad at you because you were mean to me in my dream.” I think she is a follower of Havelock Ellis, “Dreams are real while they last…can we say more of life?”

 

On the other side, there’s Maria Matthiessen who during the podcast of This America Life in November informs us that telling someone your dreams is one of the 7 banned conversation topics. Something not to be done. It is boring and no one cares.

 

I don’t know if our Mrs. Matthiessen knew about King Nebuchadnezzar’s dream in Daniel chapter 2. It was not boring. People did care, it was a matter of life or death for some of them, including our hero, Daniel. Yet, come to think of it, the King didn’t tell anyone his dream. Maybe Mrs. Matthiessen is on to something after all. Telling no one his dream and demanding they interpet it or be torn limb from limb is anything but boring.

 

Who do you tell your dreams to is an intimate and revealing question. But how about the King’s challenge to Daniel, all the wise counselors, and to us, Who do you let tell you your dream? A prophet? A pastor? A president? The valaditorian? The commencement speaker? Your parents? Your spouse? Your fiancee?

 

Dreams are not just something that happens while we sleep at night to set our mood when we wake in the morning, they are what we hope for ourselves, for our children, for our community, for our country, for our world. We pray every Sunday, “thy kingdom come”, what do we mean? Come like Russia into Urkranie replacing the flags and the currency? Come like European powers into the new world making colonies of continents forcing natives to become like foreigners. To be exiles in their own land. That kingdom?

 

Maybe realm is better, a gentler word, thy realm be established. Boundaries less defined and extended organically by will not war, built on fellowship and not fear.

 

How about, just consider as a spirit experiment, that God’s dream for humanity comes true, where God’s Will is done on earth as in heaven. Where God’s hopes are realized and desires accomplished. May God’s dream for you come true for you. May you be what God’s is dreaming of.

 

Daniel agrees with the King, with all the wise ones of the court, no one can tell someone what their own dream is, much less what it means. Only God can tell us what our dream is, the king confesses this, calling Daniel’s God our God, the God of gods, the Lord of Kings, and a revealer of mysteries.

 

Daniel in Exile, through his story, through crazy kings, and insane laws. Daniel calmly lives God’s dream. Following God’s law when it was easier to follow the crowd, worshipping God only when other powers threatened, and praying faithfully when it meant death to do so.

 

If you live God’s dream, you are, like Daniel, in exile, this place is not quite right, you’re not quite right, because you see, you’re in a dream, God’s dream. Maybe that is why Daniel is always so calm, with threats to his freedom and life everywhere. He knew it was all just a dream, a dream of God’s.

 

George Bernard Shaw said, “Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world, unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world to themselves, all progress therefore depends on unreasonable people.”

I say that resonable people adapt themselves to the world, faithful people attempt to adapt themselves to God’s dream for the world. Spiritual progress therefore depends on on people who wake daily to God’s dream.

 

We can get up every morning and say to all we meet, and all the world, “I know it doesn’t make sense, it isn’t reasonable, it’s nothing you’ve done but I love you because of a dream God had.”

 

Live in Exile. Live God’s dream.


 

 

Tuesday
May202014

Prayer of Confession from Daniel

Little light on the religious and spiritual. Here is a prayer of confession I wrote for a sermon on Daniel. I’m preaching Sunday 10 AM at First Presbyterian in Carson City. Come and pray this live then. One show only! ;)

God of all gods, Master of all kings, we have dodged your call and detoured from your path so much that we are often lost and cannot hear you. We deny dreams of your kingdom come, your will done by rebuilding ruins with relics. Our exile from you means a nightmare of struggling with others. Forgive our self worship and reveal the mystery of the dream you have for us…

 

 

Monday
Apr282014

FREE Drugs and FREE Programs

Users should consider the offer of FREE software with the same caution and care that they give to the offer of FREE drugs!

 

  1. WHO is giving me this? Is it someone you know and trust in a reputable establishment? There is a difference between your physician giving you samples of a prescription and packet of pills from a stranger. In computer programs and apps, there is a difference between software recommended by another computer user you know and trust and one offerred by a clip art image on a website or a link in a curios email from a stranger.
     
  2. WHERE am I getting this? Are you at a club (or website) with a lot of flashing lights and suspicious activity in an unknown area? This is probably not a safe place to get drugs or software. If you are at pharmacy or doctor’s office with certificates on the wall which has recommend by others you trust in a well established and maintained environment, the products have a better chance of being safe and effective.
     
  3. WHY am I getting this? Is this software or drug prescribed after diagnostic that you sought to solve a problem you have? Reputable doctors and pharmacists don’t call you at home to tell you you’re sick and need to this miracle cure. Neither do reputable computer software companies. Disconnect and, IF you have a concern, seek advice from your choice of enthusiast friends or recommended professionals.

These practices won’t protect you absolutely in life or on-line. Nothing will. But practicing similar caution between what you put in your body and what you put in your computer will help you keep your computer healthy.